Yes, that's right.
If you want to put it that way. The point is, you can't take it literally.
No, I mean it's just a plain book. It's a collection of a whole bunch of things that different people wrote, and no one really knows who wrote the stuff. So some old men get together, put it all in a pile and say, 'this stuff is holy because we think it was written by people who knew Jesus.' Who are they to decide that the stuff is sacred?